Why can't the train lady have a baby?

Because she's miss carriaged.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks