What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.