What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

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Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.