What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Kevin Jokes More Kevin Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Advance Jokes More Advance Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance