What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.

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What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.