What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

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What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Social netwerking

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

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When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

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Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.