What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam. :(

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.