Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much
The nearest ISOBAR!!
Because it was making him moody.
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When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
To bitter fit in my uterus.
Because they can't dress themselves.
