How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

Uterus Jokes More Uterus Jokes

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

Baby Girl Jokes More Baby Girl Jokes

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

Because they can't dress themselves.