Man with a uterus somewhere
By looking out the kitchen window.
O'Pressors
You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.
Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.
Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much
To bitter fit in my uterus.
