What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much