What is a woman ?

Man with a uterus somewhere

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

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How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

Why do Republicans favor small government?

To bitter fit in my uterus.