Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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How do you know he isn't?

Because I am.

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

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What are the three types of men?

A: The handsome the caring and the majority.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

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What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

How do programmers say 'I love you!' ?

You are my MSB.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

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Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

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What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been sighted.