Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

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What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

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Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge?

She saw the salad dressing.

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How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.