When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.