When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!