When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

People Jokes More People Jokes

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!