Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

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Why did Woodrow Wilson take a long time to turn around?

Because he could only make 14 point turns.

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

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How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.