Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
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Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
He nuts and bolts.
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Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper
A watchdog.
You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.
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