Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

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I can't even look at you anymore!"

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Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

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Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.