Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.
Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!
there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Because women are right.
Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.
They're small arms dealers.
Because it's on the house.
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.