Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

Parking Jokes More Parking Jokes

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.