Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Previous Random Joke Next

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ?

They are Clausaphobic

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Parking Jokes More Parking Jokes

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.