Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

How did you get into my house?

business.

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.