What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt?

Because only an old GIZA would live there!

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What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!