What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"