Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

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What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

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What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.