Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

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What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.