What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

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What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

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Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ?

Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Texan Jokes More Texan Jokes

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

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Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends ?

Because of the .

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned :p