When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

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What is a hypocrite?

An atheist writer praying his book will sell.

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

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How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?