When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

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What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

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Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.