How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What do you call a man with no body and a nose ?

Nobody knows!

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why do Greeks like fried foods?

Because they're greasy

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

Crow Bar Jokes More Crow Bar Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar