What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

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Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

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What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce