What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

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What do you call a baby in a concentration camp?

Baby Powder.

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

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Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week