What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

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What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Who wrote "The Open Kimono"?

Seymour Hare.