What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

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What's a cats most common written thought?

mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season