Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

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Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul