How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

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What pen company did Lance Armstrong buy?

Uniball

What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.