What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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What do you call on-again off-again snow in Michigan?

Inter-mitten.

What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..