What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

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How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

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What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply?

Pb &amp J.

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..