What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?

A: Bronco-saurus!

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

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What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

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What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!