What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

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What made you leave it?

well, the movie ended so

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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Where are the best leaders made?

Flint, Michigan.

What do you call on-again off-again snow in Michigan?

Inter-mitten.

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How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read