What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!