What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!