What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips