What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

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Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

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What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

What's long and hard?

The sock under my bed.

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What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture