What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?

Reload.