What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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What do you call a sober Irishman?

A liar.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

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What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!