What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

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What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!