What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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Why do native american's hate snow?

Because it's white &amp on their land.

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.