What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

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What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer?

There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer Someone has written on the white-out.