Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

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How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads?

They all just get stoned instead.

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Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.