Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

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What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

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Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.