Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment?

Because it was worth the weight!

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.