Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

What's green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform