Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Men can be Feminists, too.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !