What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform. :D

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape