Kidnapper Jokes

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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What kind of dog is a person's best friend?

A palmatian!

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

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How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

What can a homeless figure skater do to get by?

Turn-tricks

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What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

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What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform. :D

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Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool