Kidnapper Jokes

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

Skater Jokes More Skater Jokes

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

Perfume Jokes More Perfume Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

White Van Jokes More White Van Jokes

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What's a pedo's favorite kind of shoe?

White vans

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

Chloroform Jokes More Chloroform Jokes

What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform. :D

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform