Kidnapper Jokes

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

abDUCT tape

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He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

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What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

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What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What's my best pickup line?

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?

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Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

Why do hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark?

Because it's the first Indy movie.

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.