What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform. :D

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

What's my best pickup line?

Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?