What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What is commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

What do black people and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.