What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Stephen King?

OJ's truth is stranger than King's fiction.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

How do black people say their vowels?

Aye E, I owe you...

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.