What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Vinyl Jokes More Vinyl Jokes

What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.