What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

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Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.

Architect Jokes More Architect Jokes

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football