How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!