How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

What can I get you Mr. President?

P

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.