How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"