Foil Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

Why did the belt get arrested?

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Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

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He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

What do cannibals put in their soup?

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