What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

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Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

What do I have to do?

F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.

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Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.