How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

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Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?

The letter "D" !

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

Why did the idiot stare at a carton of orange juice?

It said 'concentrate' on it

How to make an idiot curious?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

License Jokes More License Jokes

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license