Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

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Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.