Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.