Month Ago Jokes

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry?

Answer in comments.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What has shadier inner workings, Reddit or FIFA?

Still waiting to hear back from an admin.

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

License Jokes More License Jokes

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.