What did the turkey say to the motorist?

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What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack! Quack! Quack!"

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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What did the turkey say to the motorist?

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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.