What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.