What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.