Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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How does raw chicken taste?

Fowl

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.