What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

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Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"