What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.