What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

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What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve