What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

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What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips. ) ) )

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve