What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

Moove Jokes More Moove Jokes

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove